Weeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrddddd
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THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
i fucking love the shit out of this.
Reblogging this again cuz it is literally my favorite post ever
you say the sweetest fucking things.
I fucking think this is goddamn hilarious.
Love this!!
It’s back, :0
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I actually think this so often.
Yezirp in 10 mins
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Done on my phone using the picasso app.
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21rst birthday coming up.
Can you tell I’m excited.
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wow god bless his parents
omfg
My sons gonna be looking this fly!
Yess
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how to make children
- put the thing in the thing
- wait for a little bit
- baby
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PLEASE EVERYONE SHARE THIS AROUND. MY FRIEND MADISON HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE SUNDAY. SHE IS 15 YEARS OLD AND AROUND 157 METRES TALL. SHE WAS LAST SEEN AT SOUTHERN CROSS STATION IN MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA. THIS IS VERY OUT OF CHARACTER FOR MADY. PLEASE COME HOME MADISON.
I BEG EVERYONE TO REBLOG THIS. I AM SHAKING.
please reblog and lets help her. Hope shes safe. I’ll pray x
everyone should reblog this
it seems that it would be pretty easy to find her considering she is 157 meters tall.
this girl is my friend, please help
Please reblog this she’s my friend, I really want her to come home safely :(
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xo
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